This week I have been sick & avoident of my webcam. I know, I’m lame, I suck, I’m horrible at my job, etc. Unfortunately getting sick AND getting burned out on something are what go along with being human. I was supposed to whip out an electrical tape outfit Friday night, but was coaxed into not even getting on cam by an attention starved husband & the new “Get Smart” movie. So Sunday be prepared to see awesomeness. Or maybe just a short girl with a big attitude in nothing but electrical tape.
What I learned a few days ago didn’t really shock me - intelligence of any kind denotes lack of sexuality. God forbid you be able to type full sentences with proper grammar & spelling or hold a decent conversation. No, I’m only supposed to be able to fuck myself & know how to suck a mean dick. Now in reality I can do both (go figure), but that’s not supposed to happen. Absolute webcam blasphemy! You know what? I’m so sorry that me not being a mindless, zombie, dead fish fuck scares you. I really am. You should get off your little soap box and learn that not every girl who is an internet whore has near brain damage lack of intelligence. While you’re at it you should try to stop hiding behind your computer monitor harassing people on the internet and get outside, but that statement goes to every troll on the internet. But you can’t expect much from someone who can’t even get a job at McDonald’s and leeches off their mother’s internet connection, rocking out the “broke ass homeless” look in their mom’s basement. I understand you can’t help your angry ways. If my life sucked that much I’d haunt internet chat rooms too.
The rest of the night was awesome as always. Played a few games, gave away a free private to one of my regulars who’d never even had a premium account before, and generally just enjoyed myself as I hope everyone else did. Good fucking times.
19yrs, female, residing in the good ol' U S of A. cam girl. is a super nerd from hell (comics, video games, horror movies, gore, etc).